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Wife’s Birthday

“The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.” -E. Joseph Cossman   Image credit:

Before Marriage

“Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half- shut afterwards.” – Benjamin Franklin Image credit:

Decision Maker

  In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. –Woody Allen         Image credit:

funny New Year quotes And Sayings

The New Year is coming, and people start thinking about new resolutions to set for the coming year. It is not sure why people wait for this moment so much. Is it because of the party? Or are they actually putting their hope in the year that is about to begin, hoping it will be