“The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.” -E. Joseph Cossman Image credit: http://quotesaboutmarriage.com
“Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half- shut afterwards.” – Benjamin Franklin Image credit: www.quotesaboutmarriage.com
” Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.” – Bo Derek
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. –Woody Allen Image credit: quotesaboutmarriage.com
The New Year is coming, and people start thinking about new resolutions to set for the coming year. It is not sure why people wait for this moment so much. Is it because of the party? Or are they actually putting their hope in the year that is about to begin, hoping it will be
TWO GOLDEN RULES TO A HAPPY MARRIAGE 1) The wife is always right. 2) When you feel she is wrong slap yourself and read rule number 1 again.
Marry the one who gives you the same feeling you get when you see food coming at a restaurant.
I want someone I can share my entire life with who will leave me alone most of the time.
Today I feel like putting an “out of order” sticker on my head & going back to bed
You can’t blame gravity for falling in love. – Albert Einstein